Given how small Rhode Island is, it's amazing how much stuff is packed in there. Sure, my new book has a few things everyone knows about, like Waterfire and the Big Blue Bug. But there's also some history, some cool events you've never heard of, and a whole bunch of fascinating people.
If you are in Rhode Island for any length of time, you are going to come across something from my book, even if it's by accident. But if you buy my book, then you'll know. Maybe you'll have read up about who brews the Yacht Club Soda you bought at the farm. Or maybe when you run into the Coupon Queen over dinner, you'll recognize her.
But Rhode Island Curiosities also contains things you would never come across on your own. And for some of it, that would be a shame. This book could entertain anyone, but naturally it will be of most interest to two groups of people: Those who live in Rhode Island, and those who might visit Rhode Island. The former group will be glad to see some of their favorite things in here, as well as learn about cool people or events just down the road, which you might catch in the near future.
As for visitors, Rhode Island offers a unique chance to see a whole bucket of cool stuff in a short time. You could pick any three places (aside from the annual events and world-travelling professionals), and easily catch them all in a day trip. Heck, there are dozens of things to see in a few hours just walking around Providence. My point is, unlike those travel books that list a hundred things to see of which you'll realistically only catch two on any given vacation, you can find everything in Rhode Island.
Compared to Think You're The Only One?, this book has a bit more of my voice. Rather than sticking to a purely fact-based reporting of my findings, I've tossed in my own opinionated commentary, a few limericks, more than a few puns, and often a whole lot of excitement about the topic. Why? Because Rhode Island is really cool. And once you read my book, chances are, you'll agree.
Buy it now!
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In November of 2005, I wrote a
novel called Shards, as part of National
Novel Writing Month. I've got too many books in the works already
to be pitching it to publishers, so I printed it up through LuLu.
What's the advantage of this self-publishing? Well, instead of waiting
years to find the right publisher and make agreements like my other
books, it was instantly available online -- and still is. If you want to read some sample
chapters for free, or even purchase it, just follow Mr.
Linky Link.
It was a change for me to write a
free-flowing story instead of a labored process of neverending re-editing
of minutia. It's my first novel and I'm glad I wrote it. It's heartfelt,
and in some sense contains more of me than other books I have written
and am writing. My friends who have read it all seemed to enjoy
it, but this book contains more of my deranged mind and less research than
my other books, so be warned.
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Organizations of procrastinators
and pessimists? Competitors in sports ranging from cheese racing
to rock paper scissors? Religious devotees who worship everything
from slack to Satan? Men proud of their award-winning beards and
women against peeing while standing?
Yep, we've got all of that, ever since 2004.
Think You're The Only One?
is a collection of short profiles on over five dozen of the world's
most bizarre groups. Two-page spreads on everyone from the Christian
Deer Hunters to the Space Hijackers, with probing questions, inside
information, and of course, instructions to join. Although I certainly
had my trials and tribulations while writing the book, I must say
that it was pretty cool, at least in retrospect. I got to talk with
some truly fascinating people, from whom I found out a whole bunch
of neat stuff, which is all in a conveniently priced and portable
book form.
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This book of verse (not actually
called "The Verse is Yet to Come") is a work in progress that has
been on my desk for quite a while. I hatched the idea during my
senior year of college, and began working on it the fall after my
graduation. Various interruptions, from full-time employment, to
writing the above books, to home-buying, conspired to keep me from
finishing.
I am closer than I have ever
been. I have a complete rough draft, a target market, a few endorsements,
and a strong belief that this could easily be the most successful
book I have written. I still need to tweak a few things, but I am
looking for an agent and/or publisher. Interested parties are encouraged
to email me.
Well, my book on Rhode Island is finally out. That makes three books I've written since I started my verse book. It's about time to find a publisher for that, I think. |
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